i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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