i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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