Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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