what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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