do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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