Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
