Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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