either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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