You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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