what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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