U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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