I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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