also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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