If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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