THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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