I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I think my moral compass just broke
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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