Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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