Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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