We should be called the Road Head Warriors
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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