I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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