They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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