I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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