If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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