stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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