First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Randomize
