shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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