I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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