a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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