By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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