I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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