He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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