My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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