We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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