I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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