Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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