I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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