I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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