We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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