How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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