I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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