She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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