i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just had sex bonerless
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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