that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize
