did you get engaged???
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
