i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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