I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
you inspire me to be a worse person
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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