Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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