i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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