screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I want to fling myself into the sun
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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