i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
only you would photoshop your dick
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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