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this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
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Wipe that smile off your face.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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