Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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