wanna go halves on a baby?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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