he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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