My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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