so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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