What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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