I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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